Monday, May 18, 2009

Come Fly With Me: I'm a guy who has been obsessed with The Donald's hair for quite some time but this photo takes the cake for its sheer majesty. Enjoy!


(via Gawker)

Update: A place to follow the fuzz.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

What A Sport: Angel Cabrera's victory in the Masters got me wondering in what other professional sports can you get away with having a pot belly and wearing pleated pants.


United Press International


Here's my list. Let me know if I missed any.

-Golf
-Bowling
-Billiards
-Video Games
-Poker & Bridge
-Archery*
-Pro Bass Fishing*

Honorable Mention
-Baseball: See David Wells but no pleated pants.
-Football: Get a load of this guy. Again, no pleated pants.

*Thank you Chachi.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Ann Coulter Speaks: Inspiring.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Things I Just Don't Need (Part 45): Here's the 45th in an occasional series of things companies try to sell me that I just don't need.

Electronic Cigarette

"Smoking everywhere E-Cigarette is an electronic smoking device or an electronic cigarette which is also known as E-Cigarette. It is a non –flammable product that uses state of the art classy micro-electronic technology which provides smokers a real smoking experience without the fire, flame, tobacco, tar, carbon monoxide, ash, stub or smell found in real cigarettes." $149.99

No tobacco, tar or carbon monoxide? Why bother smoking?




Other Things I Don't Need:
*$8,000 Feathered Sweater
*$55 Baked Potato
*$100 Cup Of Coffee
*Hamburger In A Can
*Lovely Pink Seal Taser
*Tiddy Bear Comfort Strap
*Wearable Wine
*Floral Purse
*Baby Lamp
*Fish 'n Flush
*$8,500 pair of sneakers
*Gangster Cigars
*Horse Head Pillow
*Motorized Ice Cream Cone
*"Alive" Chimpanzee
*Sno-Ballers
*Kiddie Cadillac Escalade
*Whiff
*Kidsbeer
*Breweriana
*Dog Formalwear
*Sprayonmud
*Banana Guard
*His Essence
*Pet Refresh
*Cow Urine Aftershave
*Tie Teacher
*NYT Denim Shirt
*Conference Bike
*Sneaky Shorts
*Bird Diapers
*Fake Bullet Holes
*Caffeinated Soap
*Predator Drone
*Hangover Prevention
*Foreskin Face Cream
*Catapult Watch
*SkyRest
*Oxygen In A Can
*Gas-Powered Blender
*Home Toilet Seat Handle
*Garden Giraffe
*BigBucket Margarita Mixer

Wednesday, December 31, 2008