Things I Just Don't Need (Part 26): Here's the 26th in an occasional series of things companies try to sell me that I just don't need.

Kidsbeer

"Kidsbeer, a nonalcoholic brew aimed at children, is catching on with young drinkers and is posting monthly shipments of 75,000 bottles, according to maker Tomomasu Co." (Japan Times)

The tagline for the company's ad takes the cake: "Even kids cannot stand life unless they have a drink."


via Boing Boing

Tag: Beer

Other Things I Don't Need:
*Breweriana
*Dog Formalwear
*Sprayonmud
*Banana Guard
*His Essence
*Pet Refresh
*Cow Urine Aftershave
*Tie Teacher
*NYT Denim Shirt
*Conference Bike
*Sneaky Shorts
*Bird Diapers
*Fake Bullet Holes
*Caffeinated Soap
*Predator Drone
*Hangover Prevention
*Foreskin Face Cream
*Catapult Watch
*SkyRest
*Oxygen In A Can
*Gas-Powered Blender
*Home Toilet Seat Handle
*Garden Giraffe
*BigBucket Margarita Mixer